i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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