I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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