Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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