whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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