Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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