do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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