The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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