Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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