I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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