Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
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Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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