when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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