That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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