the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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