is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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