I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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