I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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