I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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