: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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