the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
what day is it and did you see me today?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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