I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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