eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
there is glitter all over my balls
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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