my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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