Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Randomize
