Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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