Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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