I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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