so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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