Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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