Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
