yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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