he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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