I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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