lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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