If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Holy shit dude........stairs
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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