"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
