We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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