Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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