Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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