we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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