I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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