"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
