I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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