How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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