Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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