How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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