I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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