no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Swine flu. Run for my life!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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