I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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