Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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