I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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