My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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