erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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