if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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