yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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