scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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