i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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