I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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