Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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